you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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