No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
People in love make me want to vomit
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
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