All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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