i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
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Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
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Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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