I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
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I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
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Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
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