did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
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I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
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I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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