Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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