is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
apparently the secret to your success is patron
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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