I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
No more Irish car bombs ever.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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