VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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