Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
You may now shotgun with the bride
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
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