WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
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It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
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I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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