Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
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if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
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I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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