why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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