New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
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Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
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I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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