Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
Randomize
