Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
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You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
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he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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