she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
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