she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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