is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
should my penis look like a turkey
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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