i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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