her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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