Cold hands, warm shart.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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