Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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