? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
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