we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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