And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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