I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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