Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
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he has the hands of the vagina gods.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
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I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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