Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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