you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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