People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
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how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
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I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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