is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Just high enough for therapy.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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