I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
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I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
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Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I still have a little drunk in my system
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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