i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
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Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
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I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Randomize