doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Randomize
