what day is it and did you see me today?
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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