Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
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