Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
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How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
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Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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