so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
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i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
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She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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