I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
That reminds me...we need to get swords
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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