Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
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hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
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Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
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