If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
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we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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