So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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