Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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