Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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