So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
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You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
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I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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