"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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