forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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