Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
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He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
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I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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