i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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