She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
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it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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