In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
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Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
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You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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